Made a Plane While Sitting in a Plane

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
03/29/2018 at 13:01 • Filed to: None

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Apparently my rental when I land is going to be a Passat. Anyone want an Oppo Rental Review?


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:04

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If you tossed it, ground speed would be close to 550mph. That’s a paper plane record or something, right?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:06

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Throw it and see if it flies. Flat earth logic says its impossible.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:09

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Forget the rental, what kind of plane are you on?


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:11

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I wi Or appreciate an Oppo review, I’ve always been partial to Passat but afraid of maintaining one. A rental company using one is probably a good sign.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > benjrblant
03/29/2018 at 13:12

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Brilliant. I’m using that and asking the flight attendant to get me a ground speed check after it hits her.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:15

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Yes.

I want to see how much you hate my car.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:17

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Armrest audio controls? Must be an old plane.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch
03/29/2018 at 13:18

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It will likely crash into the firmament when it hits the edge.


Kinja'd!!! Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:33

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We always want rental reviews of course


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/29/2018 at 13:50

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Was supposed to have a Passat in Tampa on Monday. Ended up with a Camry. Nice enough car, but the engine sucks. Must be 0-60 in 22 minutes. I’m used to stepping on the gas and going. Let us (or at least me) know what I missed out on with the Passat.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > benjrblant
03/29/2018 at 14:01

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Already been done. A friend of mine  claims the record for the fastest paper airplane in the world (he’s regaled me with the tale for years ). His was thrown down the aisle of the Concorde during a trans-A tlantic flight.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein
03/29/2018 at 14:34

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May 2013. Not that old in plane years. Prob one of the last with this style of seats.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Mercedes Streeter
03/29/2018 at 14:34

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737-823 delivered may 2013


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Maxima Speed
03/29/2018 at 14:38

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Have you not seen me complain for the past two years?

They’re shit.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Textured Soy Protein
03/29/2018 at 15:27

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Audio controls of any kind? Not Ryanair then.